You are here because you are sassy.
Yes, you! It's the same sassy energy that made you break the rules just now.
We're proud of you, babe. Rules are there to be questioned, if not broken. Push the button, change the channel.
Now for Team Sasspatch to solve the mystery of which slogan tee suits your sass the best, using our top of the range
SASS-O-METER™. 'Get in, loser'. We're going to live our truth!
Looks like we've got another mystery on our hands! Which Sasspatch t-shirt is the one for you? 😍💡🤔
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